Some things in life are much clearer

epecially when you have a new pair of goggles from decathalon... comfy and clear and no fog! stick that in your pipe and smoke it Speedo!

Other things however are not so clear... such as why it's still so cold here even though we were treated to a tiny bit of sun today for the first time in weeks...

or why why why the makers of womens high heels do not see fit to follow the very clear trend to includ padding in all shoes at the ball of the foot to avoid terrible pain? The insert things are a great idea but come on folks should this not come as standard??? or is this simply the price you pay for wearing nice shoes? No pain no gain says mum... she's so right all the time! Hmm maybe I should take note that she stopped wearing heels years ago... comfy shoes... yes... croc's you say? I personally say NO NO NO. Never ever no not even if you try and slip them on to my cold dead body... even then I would find some way to post-humously protest...

Fashion is not an option it's an obligation!

Can that please be my epitaph?